{"title":"Frog","description":"\u003cp\u003eA frog sits in mud and considers it a launchpad. That's the whole personality. Legs built like coiled springs, throat built like a subwoofer, eyes on top of the head so it can watch the world while mostly submerged, plotting. Some frogs can leap fifty times their own body length. Nobody asked them to. They just wanted to see if they could.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Japan there's a word, kaeru, that means both \"frog\" and \"to return\" — so travelers carried little frog charms for safe passage home, and soldiers kept them in their pockets like a promise. That's a lot of responsibility for something that also eats flies off its own eyeballs. The frog does not see the contradiction. The frog does not see contradictions in general. It just keeps croaking, all night, at a volume that suggests the pond requires it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an animal that goes from egg to gilled swimmer to full-lunged land creature without ever holding a meeting about it. Total transformation, zero drama. It just shows up different one day, ribbiting like it planned the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLoud, wet, and going places. Put it on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"howling-frog-tee","title":"Frog - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt starts life as a Comfort Colors 1717 blank: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color from the first wear. It's cut in a relaxed unisex fit with a twill-taped neck and shoulders, and printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA frog does not do quiet. It inflates a throat sac to the size of its own skull and turns a pond into an amphitheater. Every croak is a broadcast, not a whisper, and the moon gets the loudest verse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThose legs look built for sitting on a lily pad, not for legend. They can launch the frog twenty body-lengths in a single jump. Some traditions put a frog on the moon itself, supposedly swallowing it whole during an eclipse. 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The fit is relaxed and unisex, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA frog does not howl so much as it detonates. Vocal sac ballooned to the size of its own skull, it turns a marsh into an amphitheater and calls it modest. Look at the body — squat, damp, built like an afterthought — and nothing about it suggests it can out-shout a wolf pack, or clear ten times its own length in a single jump.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLegend put a toad on the moon before it put a rabbit there — the Chinese Chang'e supposedly shares her exile with one still. This one skipped the myth and climbed straight onto the rock to holler. You don't out-loud a frog. 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