{"title":"Raccoon","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe raccoon washes its food. Nobody asked it to. It just doesn't trust a grape it hasn't interrogated with its own fingers first. Those fingers have more nerve endings than yours, packed into little leather gloves that never come off, and it uses them to open latches, garbage cans, car doors, and at least one reported case of a hotel minibar. Nobody taught it that either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn some Algonquin stories, the raccoon is a trickster who talks its way out of being eaten by convincing bigger animals to fight each other instead. Supposedly it's still out there running that con, just with dumpsters instead of wolves. The mask never comes off because the mask is not a disguise. It's a job description.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't sleep at night so much as conduct business. Seven miles of territory, memorized, revisited, worked like a shift. It gets in the walls. It gets in the attic. It gets into the group chat of every homeowner in a forty-mile radius. Nothing here was built to be careful, and nothing here was built to apologize for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou already know which parts you recognized. Wash your hands. Trust nothing. Take the trash out yourself before it does it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"howling-raccoon-tee","title":"Raccoon - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717 tee, printed one at a time to order. The cotton is 100% ring-spun, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed so the colour already looks lived-in. The fit is relaxed and unisex, cut with a twill-taped neck and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA raccoon has no business looking this solemn. Those same paws that are painted mid-howl have been in your cooler, your gutter, your glovebox, and your trash can at 2 a.m. The mask looks like a disguise; the hands work like a lock pick, dexterous enough to open latches and jars that were supposedly raccoon-proof.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlgonquin trickster tales cast it as a thief who talks his way out of anything he's stolen, supposedly clever enough to outwit foxes twice his size. Painted here under a cold moon, dead serious, it's the closest thing to remorse this animal has ever shown. 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Raccoons can untie knots, open jars, and remember how for years after. Some Algonquian traditions cast the raccoon as a trickster spirit, supposedly too clever to stay caught in any trap it climbed into. Howl anyway. 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