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Underwater it is fast, precise, and completely unwitnessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say an emperor penguin can pick its mate's voice out of ten thousand identical calls, standing through months of polar night with no sun and only the moon to howl under. Dress code: formal. Composure: none. 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It's garment-dyed to match its companion t-shirt, so a set looks like a set. The fit is a relaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Each one is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sloth howling at the moon is not urgency. It is arrival, eventually, on schedule. Everything about a sloth is deliberate: a grip that locks without effort, a coat that grows its own moss, a digestion that can take a month to finish a single leaf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks incapable of anything but hanging there. It is not. A sloth can cross a river faster than it crosses a lawn, and holds its breath longer than a dolphin. They say predators lose interest before it finishes moving. 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