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Not from starvation or desperation — from territory. A single bull can close a river mouth in seconds, jaws opening past ninety degrees, tusks the length of a forearm doing the arguing. The body reads as slow and comic: barrel-shaped, water-logged, harmless. On land it clears twenty miles an hour, faster than the average human sprint, and does not slow down to argue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Egyptians carved hippos as gods, supposedly guarding the underworld and the newly dead from things worse than themselves. This one's just guarding the moon. 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The fit is relaxed and unisex, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHippos kill more people in Africa each year than lions do. Three tons of muscle wrapped in a barrel body, a mouth that unhinges wider than a doorframe, ivory tusks longer than a man's forearm. It grazes at dusk, alone, calm, and utterly certain of its own reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn land it looks slow and clumsy. It is neither — a hippo can outrun a sprinter and vanish across a riverbed without a ripple. They say the Egyptians carved it as Set, the god of chaos, because nothing else moved through water like something that shouldn't exist. Cold moonlight finds it howling anyway, ash and ice against black. 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A bull marks territory by spinning its tail to fling dung across the water, then defends that line on land or underwater, no exceptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a boulder with legs, all bulk and no hurry. On land it outpaces a sprinting man. Underwater it walks the riverbed on its toes, holding its breath for five minutes at a time. The ancient Egyptians carved it as Taweret, guardian of childbirth, said to stalk the riverbank by moonlight. This one just howls instead. 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