{"title":"Howling Wildlife","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"howling-wolf-tee","title":"Wolf - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery Moon Howlers tee starts as a Comfort Colors 1717 blank. It's ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed before printing, so the colour already looks broken in. The fit is relaxed and unisex, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wolf does not howl at the moon on a whim. It howls because the rest of the pack is somewhere past the treeline, and it needs them to know exactly where it stands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWolves cover twenty or thirty miles in a single night, trailing scent through snow long after weaker legs would quit. The build looks built for a den. It is built for distance, for the kind of walking that ends in a kill or does not end. Norse warriors supposedly wore wolf pelts into battle to borrow that same refusal to stop. This one just wants you to see the moon and stay anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845212180744,"sku":"22126882499758890531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58376873083144,"sku":"60284931612563027783","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58376873115912,"sku":"22366438996389909194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58376873148680,"sku":"64657940964054701043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58376873181448,"sku":"31088463742276453163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58376873214216,"sku":"99214948008492128508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/10296858316363743534_2048.jpg?v=1790165446"},{"product_id":"howling-wolf-sweatshirt","title":"Wolf - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sweatshirt is cut from Comfort Colors 1566: an 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face. It's garment-dyed to match its companion t-shirt, so the two read as a set. The fit is a relaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Each one is printed to order, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wolf doesn't do anything alone. It hunts in relay, trades the lead every few miles, and carries food back in its own stomach for pups it didn't birth. The legs look built for chasing; they're built for distance — thirty, forty miles a day, day after day, until the elk gives out first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say a lone howl finds the pack, and a wolf will cross a mountain range to answer it. Loyalty first, everything else second. Wear it like you'd fight for something that isn't yours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58376875475208,"sku":"18893281808357981256","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58376875507976,"sku":"15884866195456094733","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58376875540744,"sku":"64999146058970938746","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58376875573512,"sku":"20124635652840887751","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58376875606280,"sku":"62004333985118560585","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58376875639048,"sku":"29938654541406400653","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/12091498315667863806_2048.jpg?v=1789661280"},{"product_id":"howling-capybara-tee","title":"Capybara - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717, built from 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz. The fabric is garment-dyed, so the color settles in soft and lived-in before you've washed it once. The fit is relaxed and unisex, finished with a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe capybara does not flinch, does not posture, does not perform alarm. Birds land on it. Caimans float past it. It has been photographed napping beside an alligator like the alligator was furniture. That calm sits on a body built for water: webbed feet, a nose and eyes set high like a periscope, and the ability to hold its breath for five minutes and vanish without a ripple.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeventeenth-century clergy supposedly reclassified it as a fish, so it could be eaten on meatless days — the capybara never argued the point. It didn't need to. Put this on and howl if you like. It still won't flinch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845273096456,"sku":"21154997133048651208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58376881537288,"sku":"55732830580925769762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58376881570056,"sku":"29525858756097886344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58376881602824,"sku":"27321991243679091720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58376881635592,"sku":"12567068540717914156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58376881668360,"sku":"20143261101052921345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/13296919435905543621_2048.jpg?v=1789659445"},{"product_id":"howling-capybara-sweatshirt","title":"Capybara - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sweatshirt is built on the Comfort Colors 1566 blank: 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face, garment-dyed so it matches the tee in this line. The fit is a relaxed unisex crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Each one is printed to order, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCapybaras do not panic. They are the only rodent large enough to make that a policy rather than an accident. This one sits in hot springs, lets caimans use it as a raft, and grooms alongside birds that would flee anything else with teeth. It looks built for lounging — barrel body, sleepy eyes — but it swims like a submarine and outlasts predators twice its speed. None of that shows on its face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRiver folklore across South America casts it as a broker among animals — they say even the jaguar keeps its distance. Put that animal on a moon-howling shirt and the joke stops: it isn't performing anguish, it's finished feeling any. Wear it like you've settled something.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58376882815240,"sku":"89256705865540196369","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58376882848008,"sku":"27780403824988703394","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58376882880776,"sku":"27474771503536543368","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58376882913544,"sku":"20436529407860760849","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58376882946312,"sku":"24466850348543691001","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58376882979080,"sku":"27244444759605531002","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/2753920278218829734_2048.jpg?v=1789659428"},{"product_id":"howling-wolf-longsleeve","title":"Wolf - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's built on the Comfort Colors 6014 blank: garment-dyed, ring-spun cotton, printed one shirt at a time. The fit is relaxed and unisex, meant to feel worn-in from the first wash rather than after twenty of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wolf doesn't howl for attention. It howls to be found — a sound built to travel farther than sight, thrown out across ridgelines and river valleys until the pack answers back. Every hunt is shared. Every carcass gets split pack-first, pups before adults, nobody feeding alone if it can be helped.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe legs look built for sprinting. They're built for distance — a loping trot that can hold thirty miles a night without breaking stride, because the destination is always the same: home. They say a lone howl can call a wolf's family back from ridges it can't even see. That's loyalty you don't grow out of. A debt paid nightly, on foot, for as long as it takes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697267118344,"sku":"20180849881299154082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697267151112,"sku":"22193589948363850858","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697267183880,"sku":"16816999382273433040","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697267216648,"sku":"22261222639198118103","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697267249416,"sku":"13317671466058840686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/825028387070621593_2048.jpg?v=1789669590"},{"product_id":"howling-capybara-longsleeve","title":"Capybara - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis long sleeve starts life as a Comfort Colors 6014 blank: 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed before it's cut, so the colour already reads soft and lived-in. The fit is relaxed and unisex, finished with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Every shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe capybara does not react. It is the largest rodent alive, and it spends that size doing less, not more. Ducklings ride its back. Birds groom between its ears. Caimans share its riverbank and it does not shift its weight. Underneath the calm it swims better than it walks, holding its breath for minutes and going under without a ripple.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColonial priests supposedly classified it as a fish, so it could be eaten on Fridays during Lent. The capybara did not argue. Under a cold moon it howls anyway, exactly as straight-faced as anything that came before it. Composure, it turns out, is a decision you only have to make once.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697280454920,"sku":"15556759789666965009","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697280487688,"sku":"13795003792311573674","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697280520456,"sku":"43638029459022474968","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697280553224,"sku":"18771505887980442979","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58697280585992,"sku":"25231723322961403187","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/3690497611847385582_2048.jpg?v=1789659410"},{"product_id":"howling-wolf-tote","title":"Wolf - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is built on the Liberty Bags OAD113, a 100% cotton canvas blank in black. The design goes straight onto the fabric itself, not stitched or patched on top. Each one is printed to order, one at a time, rather than pulled from a stockroom shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wolf doesn't howl at the moon for company. It howls because the rest of the pack is somewhere it can't see, and the sound has to carry ten miles of dark timber to bring them back into line. Everything about a wolf runs on that same math: territory held, mates kept for life, pups raised by aunts and uncles who didn't have to stay and did anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a large dog that skipped a few meals. It is built to run thirty miles in a night and never mention it. Rome's founders were supposedly raised by one; Norse gods supposedly chained one to hold the end of the world shut. Loyalty like that isn't a personality trait. It's a job nobody else was strong enough to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58697310568712,"sku":"16093597153289810594","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/14859142137737436614_2048.jpg?v=1789661302"},{"product_id":"howling-capybara-tote","title":"Capybara - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is built from cotton canvas and printed, not embroidered or patched. The artwork goes straight onto the fabric, and each bag is made only after it's ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA capybara does not flinch. It is the largest rodent alive, all haunches and webbed feet, moving through mud and river the same way it moves through everything else: unhurried.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe body looks soft — round, sleepy, built for lounging — but it can hold its breath for five minutes and vanish underwater without a ripple. Colonial missionaries supposedly classified the capybara as a fish, so it could be eaten during Lent without breaking the fast. It let them. Howling at the moon, it wears the same expression it wears for floods, jaguars, and Tuesdays. You will not out-calm this animal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58697335701768,"sku":"24538946727705717373","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/9509591062650259949_2048.jpg?v=1789659455"},{"product_id":"howling-raccoon-tee","title":"Raccoon - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717 tee, printed one at a time to order. The cotton is 100% ring-spun, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed so the colour already looks lived-in. The fit is relaxed and unisex, cut with a twill-taped neck and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA raccoon has no business looking this solemn. Those same paws that are painted mid-howl have been in your cooler, your gutter, your glovebox, and your trash can at 2 a.m. The mask looks like a disguise; the hands work like a lock pick, dexterous enough to open latches and jars that were supposedly raccoon-proof.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlgonquin trickster tales cast it as a thief who talks his way out of anything he's stolen, supposedly clever enough to outwit foxes twice his size. Painted here under a cold moon, dead serious, it's the closest thing to remorse this animal has ever shown. Wear it like you've got nothing left to confess.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277126920,"sku":"12386494575254329969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58748207399176,"sku":"14025703130540644970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58748207431944,"sku":"23790363328294738002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58748207464712,"sku":"13232622168048135874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58748207497480,"sku":"32232611514966213086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58748207530248,"sku":"20714748437239482845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/15440715406819685280_2048.jpg?v=1789660441"},{"product_id":"howling-raccoon-longsleeve","title":"Raccoon - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis long sleeve is built on Comfort Colors 6014, a 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish. The fit is relaxed and unisex, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaccoons were never meant to look this composed. Under moonlight, the same crude airbrush glow that once dignified wolves lands on a mask, a ring-tailed silhouette, and a set of fingers built for mischief — cooler latches, tent zippers, screen doors, whatever stands between it and your snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThose paws look ornamental. They are not. Raccoons can untie knots, open jars, and remember how for years after. Some Algonquian traditions cast the raccoon as a trickster spirit, supposedly too clever to stay caught in any trap it climbed into. Howl anyway. It was already inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748208447752,"sku":"47229189704267637326","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748208480520,"sku":"11358393409638475912","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748208513288,"sku":"20420372255351202059","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748208546056,"sku":"17220430741149378352","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748208578824,"sku":"13091149328434765721","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/12085228931533623615_2048.jpg?v=1789660410"},{"product_id":"howling-raccoon-sweatshirt","title":"Raccoon - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sweatshirt starts as a Comfort Colors 1566 blank: a fleece built from ring-spun cotton and polyester with a 100% cotton face, garment-dyed so it matches the tee in the same colorway. It's cut in a relaxed unisex crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband, and every piece is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaccoons do not howl. That never stopped one from unlatching a cooler, unscrewing a jar, or letting itself into a car through a window it should not have been able to open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder the bandit mask is a set of hands built for exactly this. In some Indigenous traditions it's a trickster, a shapeshifter — they say it can talk its way out of anything. This one just tilts its head back and howls anyway, straight-faced, like it planned the whole thing. Nothing a raccoon does is an accident.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58748209824008,"sku":"29047703008530919662","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58748209856776,"sku":"20481696782321568770","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58748209889544,"sku":"27796498060973046900","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58748209922312,"sku":"16677609214725071173","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58748209955080,"sku":"28203183724170492222","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58748209987848,"sku":"33983645666117713253","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/11407284512143725673_2048.jpg?v=1789660425"},{"product_id":"howling-raccoon-tote","title":"Raccoon - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is printed on 100% cotton canvas, in black. The design goes straight onto the fabric — no patches, no embroidery — and each bag is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaccoons have hands, not paws — five fingers each, built for latches, zippers, coolers, trash cans, and car doors that were supposedly locked. Nothing stays closed on principle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the mask is a body built for hiding, not breaking in, but it does both equally well. Folklore calls it a trickster — supposedly the only animal that talks its way past locks and blame alike. Howling at the moon was never its style. Caught mid-heist, straight-faced under moonlight, still working the latch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58748210610440,"sku":"95592571187060076579","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/1394990843136590898_2048.jpg?v=1789660446"},{"product_id":"howling-bear-tee","title":"Bear - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed for a colour that already looks broken in, then printed one at a time so yours is made to order, not pulled off a shelf. The fit is relaxed and unisex, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders that hold their shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bear does not howl to be heard. It howls to mark where the world ends and it begins. This one stands on a ridge of claw marks scored into bark, territory measured in scratch and scent, not friendliness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook at the shape of it: heavy, slow, built like a boulder that learned to walk. Then remember it can outrun a horse for the first hundred yards and snap a spine without slowing down. Old stories called it kin to men who broke the law of the pack, cursed to wear fur and walk alone — they say it still remembers the loneliness of that shape. Cross the line if you want. Just know it was drawn first.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845273063688,"sku":"18952624510522744696","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782126440712,"sku":"10969734324883162433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782126473480,"sku":"15259261782314882402","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782126506248,"sku":"59638343957084483727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782126539016,"sku":"91172159710281489189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782126571784,"sku":"24723844634454887679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/8930932342132420542_2048.jpg?v=1789712862"},{"product_id":"howling-bear-longsleeve","title":"Bear - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 6014 long sleeve, garment-dyed and printed one at a time to order. The color settles into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so it looks broken-in before you've worn it once. Cut relaxed, built to last through washes, not a quick print job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBears do not share territory. They mark trees with claws set high enough to lie about their height, and they mean it as a warning, not decoration. A bear this size does not need to be fast. It ambles, it stands, it ends arguments by existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFolklore keeps circling back to bears as boundary-keepers between the human world and whatever's past it — guardians of the treeline, animals you don't summon twice. The moon catches its fur in cold silver and ash, spatter and grit sitting on black like old airbrush work. It isn't howling for company. It's telling you where the line is.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782136697096,"sku":"11576821288609968613","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782136729864,"sku":"10262021179893311659","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782136762632,"sku":"24956499534484125408","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782136795400,"sku":"11731873272728951139","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782136828168,"sku":"25195228089335911549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/8038298180412128958_2048.jpg?v=1789712904"},{"product_id":"howling-bear-sweatshirt","title":"Bear - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one is built on the Comfort Colors 1566 blank, garment-dyed so it matches its t-shirt siblings if you're buying the set. It's cut as a relaxed unisex crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband, made from 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face. Each one is printed to order, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58782140399880,"sku":"20564636428514376115","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782140432648,"sku":"83943311285421328188","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782140465416,"sku":"70921242883481465766","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782140498184,"sku":"20911408336180686608","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782140530952,"sku":"61505101200718490780","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782140563720,"sku":"18122715036861340043","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/6038216955125450864_2048.jpg?v=1789712991"},{"product_id":"howling-bear-tote","title":"Bear - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is built the way a workhorse bag should be: sturdy canvas, straightforward construction, one design printed directly into the fabric. It's made to order, one at a time, so the print you get is yours alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bear does not howl to be heard by the pack. There is no pack. It marks a tree, rubs its back against bark ten feet up, and moves on, leaving a warning at a height no rival can fake. That single mark ends most arguments before they start.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople built the whole idea of hibernation around a body that looks slow and isn't: a bear can outrun a horse over short ground and break a car door open like a snack wrapper. Old stories still call it a mountain spirit that walks like a man when nobody's looking, and shamans supposedly wore its claws to borrow that authority. You don't share territory with a bear. You just get to know where the tree is.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58782144659720,"sku":"44797198692014577567","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/8461929722559677145_2048.jpg?v=1789713014"},{"product_id":"howling-moose-tee","title":"Moose - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717, printed one at a time to order. It's garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in colour from the first wear, cut in a relaxed unisex fit with a twill-taped neck and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA moose does not sneak up on anything. It walks through the frame like the frame owes it money. Antlers like a chandelier ripped off a wall, a chest built for shouldering through spruce and ice, legs long enough to clear a fence most animals would have to go around. Six hundred pounds of animal that still, somehow, swims.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNorse hunters supposedly read the moose as a woodland omen, half-warning, half-boast, and old trappers swore it could hear a twig snap a mile off. None of that explains why it's howling at the moon here, airbrushed in cold silver and ash like every other bootleg tee from 1994. It doesn't need to explain itself. You don't ask the biggest thing in the forest to justify its evening.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845275488520,"sku":"11899791082345163795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782310203656,"sku":"15540639959737021013","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782310236424,"sku":"16811299466596074901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782310269192,"sku":"25876665536193339830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782310301960,"sku":"19958785418135823802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782310334728,"sku":"18756207907190563006","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/5811743432319712841_2048.jpg?v=1789715071"},{"product_id":"howling-moose-longsleeve","title":"Moose - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 6014, garment-dyed so the color settles in soft and lived-in before you ever wash it. The fit is relaxed and unisex, with ribbed cuffs and taped seams at the neck and shoulders that keep their shape. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA moose does not sneak up on anything. It just arrives, and the ground remembers. This one stands against near-black, rendered in cold moonlight, ash grey and pale ice blue with violet shadow, the overspray coarse and gritty the way old airbrush work always was, speckle and mist hard-edged on black.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSix hundred pounds of animal that can clear a fence like it weighs nothing, antlers built new every year just to drop them again. Some say a moose crossing your path was the old woods testing your nerve. Wear it if you don't flinch first.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782310433032,"sku":"23359625717015487698","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782310465800,"sku":"24313097362066569886","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782310498568,"sku":"19560088073923522170","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782310531336,"sku":"20131626479694355197","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782310564104,"sku":"42975111882434762915","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/11102214513916922556_2048.jpg?v=1789715077"},{"product_id":"howling-moose-sweatshirt","title":"Moose - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sweatshirt is built from Comfort Colors 1566, an 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face. It's garment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set. The fit is a relaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Each one is printed to order, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMoose don't sneak. Six feet at the shoulder, antlers spanning wider than a doorway, seventy pounds of bone fanned out into paddles it grows back every year just to drop again. It looks built to be slow. It isn't: moose clear rivers, outrun horses, and stand their ground against wolves without checking the math first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld Norse and Algonquian hunters told of moose-spirits too big for the woods that made them, animals the size of a myth wearing the shape of an animal. They say a bull moose in rut will challenge a truck. Nobody has ever needed an explanation for that. This one's howling at the moon because the moon, frankly, started it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58782310629640,"sku":"42484191123910593462","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782310662408,"sku":"20691663893506201177","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782310695176,"sku":"21580432867715171109","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782310727944,"sku":"26924981739048990236","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782310760712,"sku":"10472322015911855076","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782310793480,"sku":"27094280251287382696","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/18278164576370550536_2048.jpg?v=1789715093"},{"product_id":"howling-moose-tote","title":"Moose - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is built to carry things, printed the same way every time. The design goes straight onto black cotton canvas, one bag at a time, so what you order is what gets made.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA moose does not sneak up on anything. Nine hundred pounds of antler and shoulder, built out of willow bark and pond weed, standing in cold moonlight like it owns the lake. It looks slow. It is not: a moose can outrun a horse and swim for miles without stopping to ask why.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld hunting lore says a bull moose will charge the moon's reflection on still water, mistaking it for a rival. Nobody ever talked it out of that. This one isn't posturing. It's just correct about its own size, rendered in white, silver and ash on near-black, airbrushed rough the way the genre demands. Bulk is not a flaw here. It's the whole argument.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58782312956168,"sku":"30064461593266588261","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/11853046252107843194_2048.jpg?v=1789715112"},{"product_id":"howling-weasel-tee","title":"Weasel - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in colour from the first wear, then printed one at a time to order. Ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, taped at the neck and shoulders so it holds its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeasels do not eat lightly. A weasel eats a third of its body weight in a day and calls that Tuesday, and it kills things twice its size by going straight for the neck. Small and low to the ground, built like an afterthought — until it moves, and then it's already gone, already through the fence gap, already back with blood on its face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld farmers swore weasels could charm rabbits still, staring them down before the kill, and some said a weasel crossing your path meant someone nearby was plotting against you. Supposedly it still watches the moon the same way it watches everything else. You don't get bigger. You get faster and meaner and you finish what you start.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277585672,"sku":"21565177862487653869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782313873672,"sku":"26897966752019220025","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782313906440,"sku":"65328344965469142562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782313939208,"sku":"16940326797513791405","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782313971976,"sku":"10645055719626824330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782314004744,"sku":"16296011554143608235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/4179310704299690231_2048.jpg?v=1789715178"},{"product_id":"howling-weasel-longsleeve","title":"Weasel - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one starts life as Comfort Colors 6014 and gets printed to order, one shirt at a time. The cotton is heavyweight and ring-spun, garment-dyed so the color settles in soft instead of stiff. The cut is relaxed and unisex, built with ribbed cuffs and a taped neck and shoulder seam that keeps its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA weasel does not howl for the moon's sake. It howls because something is out there and it has not eaten yet. This is a body built around a single fact: teeth first, everything else negotiable. Rope-thin, low to the ground, made to disappear into a gap the width of a knuckle — and still capable of taking down prey many times its size, pound for pound the boldest killer in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFolklore never trusted it. Old farmers swore a weasel crossing your path meant a curse was already loose, and some said they could slip into a sleeping man's dreams to steal his breath. Rendered here in cold moonlight airbrush — ash grey, ice blue, near-black — it howls with the same straight face as the wolf it's mocking. You don't get to laugh first.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782314103048,"sku":"56503572800037118152","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782314135816,"sku":"22677277923351842702","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782314168584,"sku":"85087289512357039472","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782314201352,"sku":"23352045231768321807","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58782314234120,"sku":"31337251061236506581","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/12796045398635095743_2048.jpg?v=1789715184"},{"product_id":"howling-weasel-sweatshirt","title":"Weasel - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's built on Comfort Colors 1566. It's cut as a relaxed unisex crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband, printed one at a time to order. The fleece is 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester with a 100% cotton face, garment-dyed to match the t-shirt so a set looks like a set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA weasel does not howl out of longing. It howls because something is dead and it did that. Picture the kill list: eggs, voles, rabbits twice its size, dragged down by an animal built like a shoelace. Nothing wasted, nothing left for the crows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks harmless. It is not. A weasel can follow a mouse straight into its own tunnel and finish the job there. Folklore has them slipping through cracks no bigger than a wedding ring, supposedly able to squeeze into henhouses no fox could touch. Small, yes. Merciful, no. Wear the moon. Earn the appetite.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58782314299656,"sku":"11904838917152624765","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782314332424,"sku":"19784285486045663727","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782314365192,"sku":"35945568707857233494","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782314397960,"sku":"14468490268674540993","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782314430728,"sku":"30515521341951493893","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782314463496,"sku":"21076697330301341529","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/13899734578042800438_2048.jpg?v=1789715205"},{"product_id":"howling-weasel-tote","title":"Weasel - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is cotton canvas, printed to order. The design sits directly on the fabric, printed rather than stitched or patched, so the surface stays flat and clean. Each one is made individually after you order it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA weasel does not howl for company. It howls because something is dead and it intends to finish it. This is a hunter built like an afterthought: a rope of muscle, a skull it can fold flat, teeth meant for the back of the neck. It looks soft. It is not soft. It kills things twice its size and eats like it's owed the meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFolklore says weasels can slip between worlds unseen, that farmers once left them offerings so their milk wouldn't curdle out of spite. Under this moon, in this cold light, it howls like it's owed something bigger than a barn. Nothing wasted, nothing spared. That's the whole animal, right there.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58782314529032,"sku":"20498899806999185646","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/6585662974627234948_2048.jpg?v=1789715223"},{"product_id":"howling-fox-tee","title":"Fox - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one is built on Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed for a colour that already looks broken in, then printed one at a time to order. The fit is relaxed and unisex, finished with a twill-taped neck and shoulders so it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fox does not howl because it is lonely. It howls because it already knows something. Foxes cache food in dozens of separate scattered sites, remember every one, and steal from the caches of animals dumber than themselves. The body reads soft: small frame, neat feet, a face built for children's books. Ignore that. It is a mid-sized predator that can outthink dogs twice its size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFolklore backs this up more than it should. Across continents, the fox is the trickster who talks its way out of every trap, the shapeshifter you should not trust even when it looks harmless. So yes, supposedly it howls at the moon like the rest of them. But this one is thinking, and it wants you to know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845273194760,"sku":"30257286999192635897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58844849242376,"sku":"50413674196694240781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58844849275144,"sku":"22633645089603348961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58844849307912,"sku":"25403846631448611171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58844849340680,"sku":"19227223213636133587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58844849373448,"sku":"95221161814550984501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/7996182325701716853_2048.jpg?v=1790162676"},{"product_id":"howling-fox-longsleeve","title":"Fox - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one is built to last past the first season, not just the first wash. It's cut in a relaxed unisex fit, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in colour, and printed one at a time to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fox never had the wolf's jaw or the wolf's chorus. It has a stolen egg, a locked henhouse, and a way in anyway. Farmers call it vermin. Naturalists call it opportunistic. The fox calls that a difference of opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a small dog that lost an argument with a cat. It hunts by pouncing straight up and dropping like a dart, and it can hear a heartbeat under snow. In Japanese folklore the kitsune supposedly lives centuries and grows a tail for every hundred years, each one proof it outlasted something smarter-looking. The moon is just where it goes to gloat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58844849471752,"sku":"95762364375246102605","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58844849504520,"sku":"81174166051679347242","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58844849537288,"sku":"11326771534390862401","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58844849570056,"sku":"10127953722660374561","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58844849602824,"sku":"27779538774172180165","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/17407842969176401743_2048.jpg?v=1790162683"},{"product_id":"howling-fox-sweatshirt","title":"Fox - Sweatshirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's a Comfort Colors 1566, printed one at a time to order. It's an 80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face, garment-dyed to match the t-shirt so a set actually looks like a set. The fit is a relaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80\/20 ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed to match the t-shirt, so a set looks like a set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex crewneck, with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFoxes don't win by being bigger. They win by already knowing where the henhouse gate sticks. The trait that defines this animal isn't speed or strength, it's inventory: cached food, memorized routes, a mental ledger of every unlatched door in a three-mile radius. It looks like a small, delicate dog. It is not a small, delicate dog. It's a problem-solver wearing a costume built for sympathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFolklore agrees, mostly against its will. They say the fox talks its way out of every trap it didn't bother avoiding in the first place, and that whatever's howling at the moon in this print already knew you'd be standing there. Call it what it is: the smartest thing in the yard, and it knows you know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58844856844552,"sku":"21140088636577255871","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58844856877320,"sku":"63365745658842012124","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58844856910088,"sku":"12649796954280652245","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58844856942856,"sku":"18381506974769190103","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58844856975624,"sku":"14398912539105100411","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58844857008392,"sku":"69527106490531287931","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/3244590765587728136_2048.jpg?v=1790162802"},{"product_id":"howling-fox-tote","title":"Fox - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is built for hauling, not babying. The design goes straight into the canvas fibers rather than sitting on top as a patch or embroidered block, so it reads clean from a distance and holds up the way printed canvas does. Each one is made after you order it, not pulled off a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone assumes the wolf is the smart one. The fox has been robbing henhouses, faking injuries, and doubling back on its own scent trail since before the wolf got its reputation for free. Foxes cache food in dozens of separate spots and remember every one. That is not instinct. That is bookkeeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook at the legs on this thing — thin, almost delicate — and then consider it can out-hear a mouse under a foot of snow and jump on it from above. Folklore never made the fox a hero. They made it a trickster, the one who wins by being smarter than the story. This one is howling at the moon with a completely straight face, like it didn't just talk its way out of something. You already know which animal you'd bet on.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58844857368840,"sku":"10950116376766227876","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/7979265242804099943_2048.jpg?v=1790162821"}],"url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/collections\/wildlife.oembed?page=2","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}