{"product_id":"howling-penguin-tee","title":"Penguin - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, printed one at a time, to order. It's 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, garment-dyed so the colour already looks lived-in, cut in a relaxed unisex fit with a twill-taped neck and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe penguin dresses for the occasion. Black tie, every day, no exceptions, no dry cleaning. Underneath the formalwear: a body built for a different kind of night. It cannot fly. It cannot really walk, not with any dignity — it rocks, it slides, it faceplants into snow and calls it a landing. The suit stays sharp. The occupant does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say a penguin proposes with a pebble, the smoothest one it can find, laid at another bird's feet like a ring with no box. Standing here, at the edge of the ice, throat back, howling at a moon it has never once tried to fly toward. Dress code: formal. Enforcement: none.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277028616,"sku":"27985909809098557278","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58748240429320,"sku":"25356304941504591363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58748240462088,"sku":"45322699596821036103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58748240494856,"sku":"17470520684236183659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58748240527624,"sku":"85285840379357034798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58748240560392,"sku":"23635691769447123752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/1175749990797396176_2048.jpg?v=1789660340","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-penguin-tee","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}