{"product_id":"howling-platypus-longsleeve","title":"Platypus - Long Sleeve (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis long sleeve starts with Comfort Colors 6014, a garment-dyed 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton blank cut in a relaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders. Each one is printed individually, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with ribbed cuffs and a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA platypus is a contradiction that kept a straight face long before anyone asked it to explain itself. Duck bill, otter feet, beaver tail, venom spurs on the hind legs — it looks assembled from other animals' leftover parts. It lays eggs like a reptile, nurses its young like a mammal, and hunts with its eyes shut, reading the electric hum of a shrimp's heartbeat through mud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEarly naturalists in London supposedly checked the first specimen for stitches, certain someone had sewn a duck onto a beaver as a prank. You'd have checked too. Under cold moonlight, howling like every wolf before it, the platypus doesn't explain itself. It never has to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748260155656,"sku":"21528915998214473688","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748260188424,"sku":"29868602265148669008","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748260221192,"sku":"27247421164935802147","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748260253960,"sku":"21569930226121837881","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":58748260286728,"sku":"23217631193305020663","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/2597619739994740853_2048.jpg?v=1789660359","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-platypus-longsleeve","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}