{"product_id":"howling-platypus-tee","title":"Platypus - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717 shirt, built from 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz. The garment-dye process means the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear. The fit is relaxed and unisex, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders holding their shape. Each shirt is printed one at a time, to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA platypus has no business howling at anything. It carries a duck's bill, a beaver's tail, webbed otter feet, and lays eggs like a lizard. Its hind leg hides a spur that delivers venom strong enough to put a grown man on the floor for a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bill isn't for show. Eyes and ears shut underwater, it hunts by reading the electric hum of a shrimp's muscles through river mud. When the first skins reached Europe, naturalists supposedly took scissors to them, sure someone had sewn a hoax together. No seam ever turned up. Muzzle tipped back under a cold moon, it still doesn't explain itself, and neither should you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277061384,"sku":"13458636553955318905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58748251013384,"sku":"95323694307306416186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58748251046152,"sku":"19999125335602836082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58748251078920,"sku":"15308687033886742511","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58748251111688,"sku":"11231625774304326155","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58748251144456,"sku":"24400342687991777925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/6597409926255071089_2048.jpg?v=1789660391","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-platypus-tee","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}