{"product_id":"howling-sloth-tee","title":"Sloth - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is Comfort Colors 1717, a garment-dyed tee built for repeat wear. The cotton is ring-spun, 6.1 oz, with a relaxed unisex cut and a twill-taped neck and shoulders to keep the shape honest. Each shirt is printed to order, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sloth has never won a race and never entered one. Its whole design runs on the smallest possible fire: a stomach with three slow chambers, a meal that takes a month to clear, a single tree treated like a lifetime address. The claws look ornamental until you notice they lock without effort — no muscle spent holding on, none spent letting go. Hanging upside down isn't a trick. It's rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmazonian folklore supposedly held that the sloth was born half-finished, too unhurried to notice its own death arrive. The moon, they say, waited so long for the howl that it became a sigh — and started counting that as one. Wear it if you've ever finished last on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277225224,"sku":"29898710117473856960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58748279947528,"sku":"26277951927898780344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58748279980296,"sku":"23310839953090861429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58748280013064,"sku":"56958460023801524035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58748280045832,"sku":"20739205311905057833","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58748280078600,"sku":"19036379975622114624","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/16239597782848487649_2048.jpg?v=1789660476","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-sloth-tee","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}