{"product_id":"howling-sloth-tote","title":"Sloth - Tote bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tote is cut from 100% cotton canvas in black, printed to order rather than pulled from a shelf. The artwork goes straight onto the canvas — no patches, no embroidery, just ink on cloth. Each one is made individually when you order it, not stocked in bulk ahead of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton canvas, in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe design is printed straight onto the bag, not patched or embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSloths are not lazy. They are efficient to the point of insult. A sloth digests a single leaf for a month, climbs down only once a week to relieve itself, and lets algae take root in its fur. It looks fragile — thin limbs, slack grip — but it can hang motionless for hours and swivel its head nearly full circle without a sound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMedieval bestiaries filed it under sin, certain it was too dull for ceremony. They say it howls anyway, on its own schedule, and the moon has learned to wait. Speed was never the point. You just noticed it last.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":58748307570952,"sku":"30960106483510560274","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/8680549513614173941_2048.jpg?v=1789660482","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-sloth-tote","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}