{"product_id":"howling-weasel-tee","title":"Weasel - T-shirt (unisex)","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout the garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in colour from the first wear, then printed one at a time to order. Ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, taped at the neck and shoulders so it holds its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed, so the colour is soft and lived-in from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, with a twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted one at a time, to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeasels do not eat lightly. A weasel eats a third of its body weight in a day and calls that Tuesday, and it kills things twice its size by going straight for the neck. Small and low to the ground, built like an afterthought — until it moves, and then it's already gone, already through the fence gap, already back with blood on its face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld farmers swore weasels could charm rabbits still, staring them down before the kill, and some said a weasel crossing your path meant someone nearby was plotting against you. Supposedly it still watches the moon the same way it watches everything else. You don't get bigger. You get faster and meaner and you finish what you start.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":58845277585672,"sku":"21565177862487653869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":58782313873672,"sku":"26897966752019220025","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":58782313906440,"sku":"65328344965469142562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":58782313939208,"sku":"16940326797513791405","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":58782313971976,"sku":"10645055719626824330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":58782314004744,"sku":"16296011554143608235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1056\/9288\/9352\/files\/4179310704299690231_2048.jpg?v=1789715178","url":"https:\/\/moonhowlers.store\/products\/howling-weasel-tee","provider":"Moon Howlers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}